tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23674570020427665432024-03-05T15:22:37.621+04:00panget na scandalsmaaring hindi ka magka gusto kung ano man ang hitsura ko...
pero mahuhulog ka at iibig sa akin pag nakasama mo ako.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03243661497022948004noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2367457002042766543.post-30449288644353099922012-04-24T23:08:00.000+04:002012-05-12T23:57:47.158+04:00supot scandals<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Bakasyon na naman, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">tag-araw at pag-ganitong panahon sa Pilipinas ano ba ang usong-uso bukod sa mag outing at mag swimming….</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Syempre uso rin ang mag patuli,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Sikat na naman ang mga salitang</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">binyag, supot, uten, sapit, sakat, bayabas, labaha, sungaw, nangangamatis, baru-baruan, langgas, pukpok, lapok, lambi . . .</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">May mga bansang hindi masyadong pinapahalagahan ang tuli base narin sa kulturang kinagisnan o relihiyong kinabibilangan,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Mayroon naman na itinuturing itong sagrado at banal na kailangang sundin at isakatuparan, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">sa Bibliya ay may kung ilang beses na nabanggit ang pagtutuli o pagpapatuli. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Sa Pilipinas karaniwan na ang pagpapatuli ay ginagawa kapag nagbibinata na ang mga kalalakihan, ngunit sa ibang mga nasyon ay naka ugalian na pagka-silang palang ng sanggol na lalaki ay ipinatutuli na ito ng kanilang mga magulang.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">May mga iba’t ibang pinaniniwalan tungkol sa tuli na wala namang siyetipikong paliwanag,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Tulad halimbawa ng:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Pag 'di daw tuli ay maaring hindi magka anak ang isang lalaki (kung totoo ito e bakit pinaka maraming pupulasyon ang intsik at indiano?)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Pag hindi daw tuli ay magiging bakla pag-laki. (Tuli naman daw sina Chokleit at Pooh)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Pag hindi daw tuli ay magiging mutain ang magiging anak mo, (e bakit yung inaanak ko, hindi naman)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Pag hindi daw tuli ay mas malakas ang posibilidad na magkaroon ng sexually transmitted diseases (STD)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Pag natuli daw ang isang bata ay mas bibilis ang pagtangkad at paglaki nito.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Pag bagong tuli daw at nakita ng mga babae ang hitsura ng inyong karagada ay malamang na mangamatis... mamaga. (ang alam ko namamaga talaga kahit hindi bagong tuli pag-nakakita ng magandang binti.)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">at marami pang mga haka-haka sa pagiging supot.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Sa ating kulturang pinoy ay mahalaga na ikaw ay binyagan o tuli, kung hindi, ikaw ay tiyak na magiging tampulan ng biruan at kutyaan mula sa pagbibinata, hanggang sa ikaw ay tumanda<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>at kung minsan ay nadadala at namamana pa ng iyong mga anak ang kantiyaw at kutya.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Tulad halimabawa ng:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">“Kaninong anak ba ‘yang nanliligaw sa iyo”?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">“Anak ho ni mang Karding na taga ilog, ‘Tay.”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">“Nako si Karding supot, yun bang asawa ni Eloisa, anak tingnan mo’t mutain iyang manliligaw mo!”</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Sa ibang mga bansa, partikular na sa gawing Africa ay hindi lang ang mga kalalakihan ang tinutuli maging ang mga kababaihan... (</span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_circumcision" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: inherit;">link</span></a><span style="font-family: inherit;">) </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">May mga ilang pag-aaral na isinasagawa ang mga ilang sikat na unibersidad sa ibang bansa kung ano ang kahalagahan ng tuli, </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">- Ayon sa unang pagsisiyasat ay mas malaki daw ang tyansa na makaiwas sa prostate cancer ang mga lalaking tuli kasya sa mga supot.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">- Mayroon din namang mga pag-aaral na nagsasabi na nababawasan ang sensasyon na nararamdaman ng isang lalaking natuli (kapag sila ay nakikipagniig) dahil natatanggal o nababawasan ang balat na kumakaskas/kumikiskis sa isa sa pinaka sensitibong parte ng katawan ng isang lalaki.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Ikaw tuli kana ba?</span><br />
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Kung binatilyo ka at hindi kapa nabibinyagan... sa madali't sabi ay supot kapa, malamang alam mo ang kinalaman ng kamatsile, sa pagiging supot..<br />
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Kung hindi mo alam malamang na wala kang kinalaman sa mga paligid-ligid mo.<br />
Kung hindi mo alam, malamang na babae ka,<br />
Kung hindi mo alam, malamang na konyo (conio) ka o nag kukunwari,<br />
Kung hindi mo alam, baka di kapa tuli,<br />
Kung hindi mo alam, tanong mo sa tatay mo, kuya at lolo<br />
Dahil siguradong isa sa mga kapamilya mong lalaki ay alam ang relasyon ng prutas na iyan sa pagiging "SUPOT"<br />
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Kung hindi mo alam...engot ka!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03243661497022948004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2367457002042766543.post-33797504532144321992012-04-09T00:26:00.003+04:002012-04-11T23:12:01.786+04:00Kundiman<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Araw ng kagitingan...</div><div style="text-align: center;">kung kaya't kayo ay hinahandugan ko ng isang makabagbag damdaming kundiman.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Para po sa mga tunay na makabayang Pilipino.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Inyo pong pagdamutan <br />
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Sira na naman ang diet at nadagdagan ang timbang, pero nakatipid ang ilang malapit ang bahay sa mga simbahan, chapel o "bisita" siyempre libre ang almusal, tanghalian, hapunan pag may pabasa at kapag binubwenas-bwenas pa eh libre din ang miryenda.<br />
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Marami ang nagpinitensya, yung mga taon-taong namamanata, may naglakad ng nakayapak, nagpapalo sa likod at nagbuhat ng krus.<br />
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Ngunit . . . <br />
Kailangan ba nating pahirapan ang ating mga sarili upang humigi ng tawad sa ating mga kasalanang nagawa?<br />
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Kailangan ba nating gayahin ang pagpapasan ng krus upang kahit papano ay mabawasan ang ating mga kasalanan?<br />
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Sa ganang aki'y hindi natin saklaw kung ano man ang tumatakbo sa isipan ng bawat mananampalataya, at mahirap sukatin kung gaano kalalim ang kanilang paniniwala. Para pahirapan ang kani-kanilang mga sarili at magpakasit ng todo.<br />
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Sa ilang kristiyano ay sapat na ang mag handog ng pagkain kapag mayroong pabasa, sa ilan nama'y sapat na ang pag dalaw sa mga simbahan o kaya nama'y pag sali o pag oorganisa ng senakulo.<br />
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Mayroon naman na, nagbubuhat at nagpapa-pako sa krus.<br />
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Pero may mga ilan din na, <br />
Ini-enjoy ang mahabang bakasyon;<br />
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Maghapon lang na nonood ng mga pelikula tungkol sa Bibliya, Ten Commandments, Passion of the Christ Noah's Ark atbp.<br />
Mayroon din na nagiinom pagkatapos mag pinitensiya,<br />
Yung iba ay diretso tanan pagkatapos ng bisita iglesia, at gabing pabasa.<br />
May nag mo-malling (kung may bukas na mall)<br />
Umaakyat sa Baguio para magpalamig,<br />
At yung iba naman ay nagpupunta sa mga resort para mag swimming partikular na sa Boracay..<br />
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May iba't-ibang pananaw at kani-kaniyang paniniwala ang bawat tao, o maging ang bawat kristiyano.<br />
Hindi natin mapipilit maniwala ang iba tungkol sa paniniwala mo.<br />
Basta ang mahalaga ay respeto at wala kang nasasagasaan na ibang tao. Ang pagpapakasakit at paghingi ng tawad ay magagawa ng bawat isa kahit hindi panahon ng Kuwaresma...<br />
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Kahit araw-araw ay pwedeng magbuhat ng krus...<br />
Kahit simpleng araw ay pwedeng magpa pako sa krus.<br />
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Kahit walang okasyon ay may nagpapa-pako... at "Hindi lang sa krus."<br />
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Ikaw nagpapa-pako kaba?<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03243661497022948004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2367457002042766543.post-54599663024722059922012-04-01T23:40:00.008+04:002012-05-12T23:59:12.748+04:00Vice Ganda Scandal<strong><em>May mga kumakalat na balita tungkol sa host ng isang sikat na pangtanghaling programa.</em></strong><br />
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Dahil sa tinatamasang tagumpay, kabi-kabilang endorsement at mga show sa loob at labas man ng bansa ay isa na siya sa maituturing na pinaka sikat na artista sa Pilipinas ngayon.<br />
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Nagsimula bilang isang stand up comedian sa mga comedy bar, <br />
isa rin siyang recording artist, <br />
nasubukan niya na ding punuin ang Araneta Coliseum ng siya ay mag solo concert doon. <br />
At ang huli niyang pinagbidahang pelikula ay tumabo ng husto sa takilya.<br />
Ang nasabing host na lantaran ang pagiging miyembro ng third sex, ay nasasangkot sa isang malaking iskandalo ngayon.<br />
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Dahil umano sa mga kumakalat na larawan kung saan ay nahuli ang gay host sa aktong pakikipagtalik sa dalawang foreinger (mga puti) sa isang public place.<br />
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Hindi parin nakukuha ang personal na paliwanag ng host tungkol sa mga kumakalat na larawan dahil siya ay nasa labas ng bansa para sa kanyang mga concert commitment.<br />
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Maging ang mga malalapit na kaibigan nito ay tikom din ang mga bibig patungkol sa issue.<br />
May mga ilang kamag anak naman ang host na pilit itinatanggi ang iskandalo at sinasabing <br />
hindi siya ang makikita sa larawan kung hindi ang kanyang pinsan na may malaking pagkakahawig sa kanya.<br />
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Kayo na po ang ang tumingin at magpasya, kung siya ang nasa larawan o sadyang kahawig lamang niya.<br />
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Ang eskwelahan kung saan sila nag-aaral ay isang Catholic School na pinamumunuan ng mga madre at ang dahilan nang pabibigay kaparusahan ay ang pagpo-post ng mga kabataang babae ng kanilang larawan sa FB kung saan sila ay pawang nakasuot ng swimsuit. Di umano ang pagsusuot ng damit na maituturing na mahalay kung saan ay nagpapakita ng laman ay mahigpit na ipinagbabawal ng pamunuan ng Kritiyanong eskwelahan lalo pa't ito ay ipo-post o ia-upload sa internet.<br />
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Dahil sa kaparusahang ipinataw na hindi payagang maka attend sa kanilang graduation ceremony ay nagpasiya ang mga kabataang babae at kanilang mga magulang na idulog sa korte ang naging hatol ng pamunuan ng kanilang paaralan.<br />
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Nakakuha sila ng "Court Order" upang payagan silang maka attend ng graduation rites. . .But the school filed a motion to reconsider the court decision.<br />
At kahit pa nagtangkang um-attend ng graduation ang grupo ng mga babae kasama ang kanilang mga magulang, sa huli ay hindi parin sila pinayagang makapasok ng mga security guard sa kanilang school.<br />
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Naging makatarungan ba ang desisyon ng pamunuan ng Catholic School para pagkaitang maka attend ang grupo ng mga kabataang kababaihan sa isa sa pinaka mahalagang okasyon sa kanilang buhay?<br />
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Sapat ba ang kanilang naging pag-aaral at pag-titimbang ng kanilang ebidensya para ibaba ang mabigat na desisyon na parusahan ang mga estudyante.<br />
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Ang larawan sa ibaba ay isa sa mga larawan na di umano'y in-upload ng mga kababaihan kung saan ay nagpapakita sila ng laman...<br />
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(want to see the real photo click <a href="http://melvinlopez3.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">here</a>)</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03243661497022948004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2367457002042766543.post-73533446821448734882012-01-14T00:32:00.003+04:002012-04-05T11:32:34.343+04:00Diksiyunari 101 - "kana"<li><strong><u><span style="font-size: x-large;">ka-na </span></u></strong></li><br />
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<em>kahulugan ;</em><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;">1.</span> amerikana<br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;">2</span>. babaeng amerikano<br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;">3.</span> babaeng tisay o saksakan ng puti (dati akala ko basta maputi amerkana na)<em> </em><br />
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<em>pagsasalin sa ingles :</em><br />
<em> -</em> American lady<em></em><br />
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<em>paggamit sa pangungusap ;</em><br />
<em>-</em> Masarap kaya ang "kana", . . . pag nagluto?<br />
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<li><strong><u><span style="font-size: x-large;">ka-no</span></u></strong></li><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">1. </span><span style="font-size: small;">palayaw ng Nicanor </span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;">2</span>. pangalan ng lolo ko (SLN)<em> </em><br />
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<em>pagsasalin sa ingles :</em><br />
<em> </em><span style="font-size: x-small;">1. </span><span style="font-size: small;">short for Nicanor<em> </em> </span><br />
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<em>paggamit sa pangungusap ;</em><br />
<em>-</em> Si lolo Kano ay negro.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03243661497022948004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2367457002042766543.post-4744075467090692922011-03-31T01:03:00.006+04:002011-03-31T09:19:27.478+04:00GM - General Manager? (Genuine Monkey!!!)<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCaj8wX9aDbuMFgxaceCblb8FSFBQWES8WKdw8d_PG0BbkY6-YgX-E2dpn0qAXXRZvA1M5P23ATJqM7eKd9kMLBfNmLRBsfiNyUng4g_7aIb2HhyphenhyphenLOG3TNEe_EKPRf3uesKLePO8PiJnck/s1600/monkey1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: right; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" r6="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCaj8wX9aDbuMFgxaceCblb8FSFBQWES8WKdw8d_PG0BbkY6-YgX-E2dpn0qAXXRZvA1M5P23ATJqM7eKd9kMLBfNmLRBsfiNyUng4g_7aIb2HhyphenhyphenLOG3TNEe_EKPRf3uesKLePO8PiJnck/s320/monkey1.jpg" width="216" /></a><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">I am thinking of the next topic that I can post to my blog page because it’s been almost a month since I posted the last one.</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Lately I’m quite busy and a little bit pressured in my work due to the anxiousness I am feeling towards the newly joined GM in the company (who really treated me badly).</span></div><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">After trying several attempts of putting all the ideas that were mingling on my brain, on what topic should I do for my page, I am always ended up thinking of my work and the severe criticism and verbal attack of the new GM. </span><br />
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<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Hence I came out with the idea to write about some of his wordings and how he belittles other people. I am hesitant to discuss his rudeness and include on my blog but the time is running out for the month of March and I still don’t have a concrete material to write so it leave me with no choice but do this.</span> </div><div></div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Here are some of his(new GM) words of encouragement;</span><br />
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</div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">His 1st week in the company and asked me to go to his house. </span><br />
<div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">(I'm not familiar with the area and got lost)</span></div><ul><li><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">I can never work with a person like you and I will tell it to the owner! (over the phone) Now tell me where the hell are you?</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">You have seen and asked one monkey on the way and you believed what he said?</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">With what you are getting I can replace you with four Indians! One accountant, one warehouseman, one driver and one person who will sit the whole day and will do nothing!</span></li>
</ul><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">The GM’s impressions and critiscism on me;</span></div><ul><li><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">When I first saw you, I knew you were not good.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">You dressed like an R&B artist, baggy jeans and loose shirt.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Don’t go to the bank wearing your basketball shirt and jeans.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">You look like a surveyor on what you are wearing.</span></li>
</ul><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">When he is sending the mail from the wrong account (his mistakes) </span></div></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">conversation by phone:</span></div></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><ul><li style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">It is impossible that you are not receiving my mail, i have sent it thrice!</span></li>
<li style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Do you know how to use the email or the Outlook?</span></li>
<li style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">You should call the I.T. to fix the problem, have some initiative!</span></li>
</ul><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">When talking to me about other people. </span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"></span></div><ul><li><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Hell with that agent.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Give me the number of that stupid lady.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">That bank personnel is also a donkey.</span></li>
</ul><span style="font-family: Courier New;">Here is the best statement from him.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New;">"I already discussed to the owner and we decided to reduce your salary".</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03243661497022948004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2367457002042766543.post-8490746100372522662011-02-10T00:27:00.002+04:002011-02-10T00:41:58.785+04:00Salonggonisa (Brief)Ano nga ba sa tagalog ang brief?<br />
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Sabi nila ang isa pang tagalog ng chair bukod sa upuan ay salong puwit.<br />
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Kaya sabi ng erpat ko ang tagalog daw sa brief ay "salonggonisa" o salo sa longganisa.<br />
At ang tagalog naman daw sa panty ayon parin sa erpat ko ay "salungguhit".<br />
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May mga kalalakihan na walang ibang gustong isuot na brief kung hindi kulay puti, meron din naman na puro kulay itim at meron din naman na hindi na nagbe-brief.<br />
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Noong ako'y binatilyo pa, may mga termino kaming ginagamit patungkol sa brief,<br />
Tulad halimbawa ng . . .<br />
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3 sam - brief na mumurahin, tatlong piraso sampung piso<br />
Side A - normal na pagsusuot ng brief kapag bagong laba<br />
Side B - baligtad na pagsusuot ng brief kapag marumi na ang Side A<br />
Low waist - brief na lawlaw<br />
Bacon - brief na nagkokorteng bacon na ang garter dahil sa kalumaan<br />
Pamana - brief na namana lang sa kuya o sa tatay<br />
Nogart - brief na de perdible, maluwag na ang garter<br />
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Bukod sa brief may mga ilan pang alternatibong isinusuot na panloob ang mga kalalakihan, gaya ng boxer shorts at karsunsilyo.<br />
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Ano sa tingin nyo...kung gumawa kaya ang Calvin Klein, Hanford o Carter ng brief na ganito ang yari, may bibili kaya?</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">At paano na kung si mang Pidol ang magsusuot ng ganito...</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Dapat siguro ay sinlaki ng kalabasa o pakwan ng magkasya.</div><br />
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Ang kotseng walang pahinga.<br />
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Gamit ko ang lumang kotse ng nanay ko na mahigit sampung taon niyang ginamit. . .<br />
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At kahit na sumasakit ang katawan ko sa pagliko at pagpihit ng manibela dahil hindi ito power steering,<br />
pinagtitiyagaan ko.<br />
<br />
Tinitiis ko at dinadaan na lamang sa ngiti ang mapahiya at mabingi sa nakakairitang busina ng aking mga kasunod kapag ka minamaneho ko ang lumang kotse dahil sa hirap na itong humatak,<br />
lalu na't sa mga ahuning tulay at kalsada.<br />
<br />
Dinadaan ko nalamang sa dasal ang pangambang nararamdaman, dahil baka ako masiraan sa daan kapag malayo ang aking pupuntahan.<br />
Magku-krus bago umalis at bubulong ng sana ako'y makarating ng maayos sa aking paroroonan.<br />
<br />
Pinagtitiyagan ko't pinagtitiisan at sinasamahan ng dasal.<br />
Kahit na panay pangungutya at pintas ang inaabot ko sa<br />
mga nakakakita<br />
lalo na sa anak ng aking amo.<br />
<br />
Ayaw kong kumuha ng bago<br />
o modelong hulugan.<br />
<br />
Dahil, ayaw kong magka utang<br />
eto ngalang lumang kotse ng nanay ko ay hindi ko pa nababayaran.<br />
<br />
Tiis lang,<br />
ganyan talaga ang buhay.<br />
Dapat maging kontento kung ano man ang meron ka<br />
at ano man ang kaya mo.<br />
<br />
Saka nalang kukuha ng bago, kapag ka<br />
Naka ipon na ako...Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03243661497022948004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2367457002042766543.post-8284312815986777582011-02-05T17:07:00.006+04:002011-02-08T14:49:12.229+04:00biglang likoAng bilis talaga ng panahon.<br />
Kaylan lang ay abala ang lahat dahil sa pasko at bagong taon, tapos ngayon February na.<br />
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<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQsAAr8alN9BZfQukcAm1-2Elfq8nDKLYt4pLmCNWSmzJTIhZlTJbIJJ5XnuQ2X0-RG6pas6UF3zlrYjbCBLgrqleLsxUXH7cJo0jxyPtl5La9w7cVP5wRu9zx9p_RuVUULpRYr5cMJQX8/s1600/victoria-solo2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; cssfloat: right; cssfloat: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" h5="true" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQsAAr8alN9BZfQukcAm1-2Elfq8nDKLYt4pLmCNWSmzJTIhZlTJbIJJ5XnuQ2X0-RG6pas6UF3zlrYjbCBLgrqleLsxUXH7cJo0jxyPtl5La9w7cVP5wRu9zx9p_RuVUULpRYr5cMJQX8/s200/victoria-solo2.jpg" width="192" /></a>Buwan ng Pag-ibig.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Buwan ng mga rosas at tsokolate.</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Buwan kung kailan malakas ang kita ng may ari ng mga sinehan diba?</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Buwan kung kaylan mas lalong pumapatok at nagiging tanyag ang mga pangalang Anito, Wise, Victoria at ilan pang mga kuwartong malamig at maraming salamin. </div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Na karaniwan ng kilala ng mga taxi driver sa tawag na "biglang liko".</div><br />
<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Yung mga walang pera ay okay na sa mga madilim at liblib na lugar sa may <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luneta">Bagumbayan</a>, QMC, Intramuros at kung saan-saan pa.</div><br />
Mga parke na tinatawag naman ng ibang "biglang tago".<br />
<br />
Ano nga kaya ang relasyon ng buwan ng Pebrero sa pagiging romantiko ng mga lalake, lalo na sa Pinas at marami ang mga kababaihan ang kanilang napapapayag upang mag syort taym?<br />
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O dahil lang sa nadadala din ang mga babae sa magneto o kasabihang nakatatak sa buwan ng Pebrero kung kaya't nagiging mapagbigay sila sa kung ano man ang hilingin ng mga romantiko nilang kapareha.<br />
<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Baka naman napana o nagpapana kay Kupido?</div><br />
Kahit saan man ninyo balakin,<br />
Maging ito ma'y biglang liko, biglang tago o biglang upo.<br />
sa first class, sa wa class,<br />
o sa libreng lugar na madilim.<br />
<br />
Ingat lang baka may nakatutok na kamera sa inyo,<br />
mahirap ng maiskandalo.<br />
<br />
At lagi ninyong iisipin ang responsibilidad at maaring mangyari pagkatapos ninyong mag... ano.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03243661497022948004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2367457002042766543.post-12069445411877317382011-02-02T11:53:00.007+04:002011-02-08T14:49:23.209+04:00bulog<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Nakakita naba kayo ng mamang may dalang barakong baboy, kung minsa'y tulak-tulak sa isang kariton o di kaya nama'y sakay sa isang pasadyang traysikel na may saydkar(sidecar) na kulungan, meron din naman na naglalakad lang at akay-akay ang kanilang barakong baboy na saksakan ng laki at ubod ng taba.<br />
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<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPAeskmClj15liWHNQC5M3gGLij1DH0mvBZafIVNl7zYw-aeYl9hikSd6UP3hPHKKbzpcKJ072Q-Idc0GtzfS5TjYqbMmyNCIBzSj-txV3D1UvbFbPSzKblayqbVN_Jc0KydWRNYdFeViq/s1600/untitled.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" h5="true" height="249" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPAeskmClj15liWHNQC5M3gGLij1DH0mvBZafIVNl7zYw-aeYl9hikSd6UP3hPHKKbzpcKJ072Q-Idc0GtzfS5TjYqbMmyNCIBzSj-txV3D1UvbFbPSzKblayqbVN_Jc0KydWRNYdFeViq/s320/untitled.bmp" width="320" /></a></div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Umi-ikot sila sa mga baryo, sa mga probinsiya, naglalakad-lakad na parang naglalako </div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">at sumisigaw ng. . . </div><br />
B u u u u l l l o o o o g ! ! ! <br />
B u u u u l l l o o o o g, kayo dyan!<br />
Baka gusto n'yong magpabulog? <br />
<a href="http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&redirs=0&search=bulog&fulltext=Search&searchengineselect=mediawiki&ns0=1">Bulog</a>?<br />
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Kaya pala karaniwan na nilang dala ay isang malaking bulugang baboy, dagdag atraksiyon, diba? Kasi kung sa kanila kayo magpapabulog o kung sa kanila ninyo palalahian ang inyong inahing baboy, edi ba malaki ang tsansang maging malaki din ang magiging lahi at hindi basta mababansot, dahil malaki ang naka kasta.<br />
<br />
Diba ang sarap ng buhay ng damuhong pabulog na barakong baboy nayan?<br />
<br />
Biruin mo, binabayaran sila para lang kumasta at magpadami ng lahi.<br />
Sarap buhay.<br />
At siyento porsiyentong, alagang-alaga pa sila ng kanilang amo, <br />
sa pagkain. . . kailangan para tumaba pa sila ng husto at lumaki, pang akit sa mga customer.<br />
at dapat laging malinis at bagong ligo.<br />
<br />
Sa panahon natin ngayon, medyo "in" narin ang ganitong kalakaran sa mga tao.<br />
Meron narin nagbabayad at nagpapabayad para magpabulog at maglahi.<br />
<br />
<br />
Ano kaya ang feeling?<br />
<br />
Kumikita kana,<br />
<br />
Nasasarapan kapa.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03243661497022948004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2367457002042766543.post-58935530492461094692011-01-31T14:37:00.006+04:002012-04-09T23:48:48.608+04:00otso haba, ligo taba.Nakarinig naba kayo ng mga lalaking nagpapayabangan sa haba at laki ng kanilang mga ari-arian.<br />
<br />
Madalas kapag lasing na.<br />
<br />
Misan naman kahit, matino o walang tama... basta makapagyabang lang.<br />
Ipagmamalaki na mahihirapan kung sino mang babae ang kanilang maikakama, o sasabog naman ang bunganga kung may magtatangkang bakla.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrnCIpj-Sh9-o2SfBFc-6RQMZl1DVN3WlpXhusXQIRf6ZXuPTwlAQSoAZhLX_zeME2Xq8Y1JIuNV-PSbmEbaLC3ZhBhqIC89vK_-kiF9o2nC5aClNAB_kUTfjxbDeHtjW27z8hc2rf5ZnX/s1600/Penises1208.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" h5="true" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrnCIpj-Sh9-o2SfBFc-6RQMZl1DVN3WlpXhusXQIRf6ZXuPTwlAQSoAZhLX_zeME2Xq8Y1JIuNV-PSbmEbaLC3ZhBhqIC89vK_-kiF9o2nC5aClNAB_kUTfjxbDeHtjW27z8hc2rf5ZnX/s320/Penises1208.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Meron nagsasabi, inayawan daw siya nung pokpok o noong babae kasi hindi kaya ang laki ng alaga niya.<br />
O baka naman, inayawan siya dahil sa baho ng hininga..?<br />
<br />
May naghahangas pa, na yung kargada daw nila ay parang sa batuta ng pulis.<br />
Hindi naman kaya kakulay lang ng batuta ng pulis?<br />
<br />
Karaniwan narin na maririnig yung, Otso daw ang haba ng kargada nila at singko ang taba at minsan Otso for Ligo (sardinas), bombilya ulo. <br />
Hayop din naman hano po. . . 8 inches ang haba, tapos ga sardinas ang taba, na ang ulo ay sinlaki ng bumbilya, baka naman sa kabayo o sa kalabaw na magagamit yon.<br />
Kaninong normal na tao, lalo na't pinay nya pwedeng gamitin yon...wheeew!!?<br />
<br />
Masakit tanggapin ang katotohanan, pero ang mga asyano (Asians) opo kabilang na ang mga pinoy ayon sa aking mga nababasa ay hindi naglalayo sa apat at kalahating pulgada (4.5") hanggang anim na pulgada (6") lamang ang karaniwang haba ng mga kargada.<br />
<br />
Siguro nga may mga pinoy na sadyang gifted... may lumalampas hanggang siyete o otso, pero mangilan-ngilan lang iyon. Baka nga hindi pa umabot ng limang porsiyento (5%).<br />
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Marahil sa mga afrikano at mga ilang itim na kano, may umaabot hanggang labin-tatlong pulgada (13"), pero come to think of it, saan naman niya magagamit iyon, hindi ba sa mga kalahi niyang ang luwang ng mga pag-aari ay halos kasya ang gloves ng ating pambansang kamao.<br />
<br />
May isang amerkano <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon">(Jonah Falcon)</a> na nag mamayari ng nuwebe (9") kapag hindi galit at umaabot ng lampas trese (13.5") kapag ang kanyang alaga ay galit na. . .ganoon kahaba, <br />
<br />
Pero ilan lamang sila sa mga bilyon-bilyong lalaking na nasa mundo?<br />
<br />
Kaya sana matigil na yung ganitong kahangasan sa mga lasing... o kahit hindi sa lasing na ipangangalandakan na may mahaba silang armas.<br />
<br />
Kasi ako,<br />
ayokong magsalita,<br />
kung gaano kahaba o kataba...<br />
<br />
Basta ang tip ko lang, para ma isip nyo kung ano ang sukat<br />
<br />
"Tenga na lang tuta na."Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03243661497022948004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2367457002042766543.post-62786825339110138092011-01-27T17:06:00.005+04:002011-02-10T00:41:19.172+04:00huli sa akto<div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Kanina lang may napanood ako sa isang internet site, magkapareha, na nag aanuhan..</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Personal na video, katuwaan, siguro gusto nilang mapanood kung ano ang hitsura nila habang ginagawa nila 'yon.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Marami na akong napanood na mga personal na intimate video, gamit ang cellphone, video cam, web cam yung mga point & shoot na may video mode na camera... basta marami na, </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Pero kakaiba itong napanood ko, as in natawa talaga ako.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Habang nagpapasarap sila, biglang bumukas yung pinto at papasok sana yung nanay nung lalake,</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">"Oh my god!!!" gulat na sabi noong nanay na mabilis na bumalik palabas ng kuwarto.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Mabilis din namang nakakilos yung babae at napakandong doon sa lalake...</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Napakandong dahil nakaposisyon silang parang mga kabarkada ni Goofy at ni Pluto...</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Nakakuha ng unan at kumot bilang pang cover. natigilan sila at nagkatawanan ng malakas.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsdX-Og4g6cdWiWW8ViX5MmWeCEk2O41YPh9zrfn_Lo1c_VdlCHmdOBixbpK8SFtEy4yxavI3xNUFzEIiuHyqmiKA0BuR3qLdo-fTgcHBVTAoNuJnJKO_udeN9oclecjgW99vel20iWUbY/s1600/flysex.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" h5="true" height="321" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsdX-Og4g6cdWiWW8ViX5MmWeCEk2O41YPh9zrfn_Lo1c_VdlCHmdOBixbpK8SFtEy4yxavI3xNUFzEIiuHyqmiKA0BuR3qLdo-fTgcHBVTAoNuJnJKO_udeN9oclecjgW99vel20iWUbY/s400/flysex.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Eto ang matindi,</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Itutuloy sana nila ang kanilang sesyon,</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">pero biglang sumigaw yung nanay noong lalaki, kaya napilitan siyang tumayo.</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Ang iniisip ko lang, diba suwerte talaga, dahil yung nanay noong lalaki ang nakakitta sa kanila, </div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">paano kaya kung yung tatay noong babae, makuha pa kaya nilang tumawa?</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Iniisip ko rin kung ako kaya ang nahuli sa ganoon kalagayan . . . </div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">sobrang kahihiyan siguro.</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Pero ....</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">baka,</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">sakaling,</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">itutuloy ko parin..</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">sayang nandoon na..</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Sabi nga doon sa nadinig kong kweto tungkol sa intsik..</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div>"Di bale na paktay... wak lang...tikil!!!" </div><div style="text-align: justify;">(di bale ng mapatay 'wag titigil)</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><strong><span style="font-size: x-small;"> </span></strong><a href="http://melvinlopez3.blogspot.com/2010/10/strawberry-fields.html"><strong><span style="font-size: x-small;">eto yung eksaktong site</span></strong></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03243661497022948004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2367457002042766543.post-55101129503631931332011-01-26T18:14:00.000+04:002011-01-27T16:21:30.869+04:00betlog . . .<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Nagbukas nanaman ako ng panibagong blog.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Ewan ko ba, yung <a href="http://melvinlopez3.blogspot.com/">iba ko ngang blog</a> eh ni wala kahit isa mang follower, heto't gumawa na naman ako ng bago.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Yung mga luma kong page, kung hindi ko pa kulitin yung ilang kaibigan, baka hindi nila pinag aksayahan kahit na ilang minuto para masilip o mabasa yung mga sinulat at ginawa ko.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New;">Kahit nga mismong asawa ko, mga kapatid at ilang kamag-anak wala man lang akong makitang interesado. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New;">Kaya nga yung iba kahit nailathalala ko na sa blog, copy & paste ko pa sa Facebook...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New;">Atleast doon kahit papaano madalas tumingin yung iba at kahit papano may nakakabasa.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New;">Hindi naman mahalaga para sa akin kung may mag ko-comment o mag la-like, basta ang mahalaga mabasa lang. . . ayos na.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Sadya yatang may akin akong kakulitan.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Pero sa palagay ko mas maganda narin ang maging busy ako sa ganito kesa sa panonood ng mga porno at pagsu-surf sa mga internet site na malalasawa ang tema.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New;">Sa pag do-download ng kung ano-anong iskandal, kakasawa din.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New;">Bahala na,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New;">Basta pipilitin kong magpaka totoo, sa betlog kung ito...este sa blog na ito,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New;">pipilitin kong isulat yung mga simpleng kaganapan sa pang araw-araw na buhay.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New;">Sisikapin kong makapag bigay ng mga munting dagdag kaalaman sa mga makakabasa...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New;">Iyon ay kung may magbabasa..</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03243661497022948004noreply@blogger.com0